starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever
sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends


I am both of them.

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

albino-rhinno:

heart:

HOW TO WRITE AN ESSAY IN TWO HOURS DURING SCHOOL a novel written by me

you wrote the novel but not the essay

I went to see my advisor and she told me I had to drop French and made me sign a contract about it and everything

inkedpals:

being 1D af is exhausting

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio