"I should have gone to college. But I got a little taste of money with my first job, and never finished school. Now things are tough. My wife got in a car accident, and needs surgery, so it’s on me to provide for us financially. We’re even having to postpone her surgery until my oldest daughter comes home from college, because I can’t take time off to watch the kids."
"My ex-boyfriend and I took a three month trip through Southeast Asia, but he left me in Vietnam."
"Oh man, what happened?"
"Oh, you know… I went to Burma, he went to India. I’m emotional, he’s a sociopath."