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A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”
I CANT FREAKIN BELIEVE THIS GOT 100 NOTES
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How am I going to celebrate my birthday this year, you ask?
The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
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Happy 9th anniversary to the first gay marriage in the U.S. between Marcia Kadish and Tanya McCloskey!

